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Welcome, Future Founding Member

We’re inviting a select few to become Founding Members of the Four Letter Word Club.

If that’s you — and you already have the code — congrats.
History remembers the bold (and so do we).

Didn’t get an invite?
That’s either on us or the universe.
Either way, you're still defiantly welcome.

Join the waitlist and you’ll be first in line once we’re done prepping the marshmallows and lighting the starter fluid.

The greens may be slow. This won’t be.
Expect access in 2026.

A Note From Mr. Judge

“In my day, golfers were virtuous.
They observed propriety, restraint, and divine patience on windswept greens.
Today? Apparently, we’re onboarding 444 of you at once.
Founding Members, no less.

But make no mistake — this is a privilege.
So wear it like a vest: tightly… and with the self-awareness of someone who probably peaked in high school.”

A Note From The Club

You’ve been invited to join something older than your excuses — and louder than your wardrobe.

In 2025, The First Truly American Golf Brand reopens its books.
We will recognize 444 Founding Members.

What You’ll Receive (If Judged Worthy)

Founding Member Merchandise

A limited run of self-expression disguised as apparel, art, or experience.
444 units per drop.
No restocks. No apologies.
Wear it carefully. You’ll be mistaken for someone who knows what they’re doing.

Inside the Ropes Access

A community of entrepreneurs, athletes, caddies, coaches, and rebels—dragging golf, and this club, into its next chapter.

Where whispered greenside tradition evolves into a media engine powered by identity, technology, and sacred product drops.

Private Invitation & Concierge Service

In the old days, Members didn’t ask for favors. They just said:
“I got a guy.”

Now that guy works here.
Use him wisely—or frivolously. We’ve stopped pretending there’s a difference.

This includes:

  • Access to curated events

  • Invitations to televised experiences

  • Help with anything from Augusta to Napa

What You Won’t Find Here

  • Pressed slacks clapped on principle

  • Whispered swing affirmations

  • Folded towels “just so”

  • Etiquette for how to apologize after a double

  • Reverent praise for a round no one else remembers

What You Will Find

  • Breakfast balls and bruised egos

  • Bad lies—on the card and in the retelling

  • Emotional overreactions and louder self-expression

  • Post-round stories with no fact-checking

  • An unspoken bond between people who should probably know better

Do Better

And by the end, you might realize:
It’s not just about golf.”

It’s a metaphor.

For the belief that we can—and should—Do Better, on the course and off.
In boardrooms. In communities. In culture.

A reminder that frustration, ambition, and expression aren’t in conflict—
They’re the fuel for moving forward.

The Four Letter Word Club isn’t just about the word you say when you miss.
It’s about what you do next.

Who This Is For

Founding Members.
Early advisors.
Future investors.
And anyone brave enough to believe a golf brand could also be a storytelling engine built on rituals, history, and a few choice words.

Launched Q2 2025.
Somehow still functioning. Like your backswing.
If you’re seeing this, someone trusted you. Or made a mistake.
(History will decide which.)

Got the code?
Enter here

Need the waitlist?
Mark your ball and wait.